OK, now that the title gotchyer attention (Yeah, big "DOD-er", pronounced "daughter", I know, funny guy) here is the latest wild pickle I have found myself in. I recently, along with the help of my brother Kevin, put up the "definitive proof" photo blog posting of the anomalous image sent back recently from the Mars Phoenix Lander (see posting two down from here). It was all done in good humor, again, funny guys. Well the fun turned out to not be so much funny "ha-ha" as it has funny "friggin-weird".
Let me pause here and ask you to please keep in mind that I am not a whacko and/or a nut jobber. I am a white-collar businessman with a family, a great job and a very formal and expensive education. Not your typical conspiracy nut case that roams the libraries and microfiche vaults (yeah, I know they don't still use it, jeeze) during the day, and comes up with magical bullet theories at night. Nope, work all day to put food on the table, play a little golf, do a little fishing, hang with the fam, and then come up with weird-creative stuff in my spare time. That said, I think maybe I am going nuts.
Stick with me through this, I know it may be long but it will be worth the read. Originally we put up this intergalactice outfitting web site as just a fun and creative way to make some extra dough. We know the difference between fantasy and reality. It was just for fun and kicks, nothing more. Well, I recently sent an email out to the fine folks at coast to coast am (www.coasttocoastam.com) in yet another shameless attempt to get them to link up to our web site. The squeeky wheel as it were. The email poked fun at the recent internet debacle over the Mars Phoenix Lander photo that showed the anomalous white "pole structure" in an otherwise dark Martian North Pole background (again, see blog post two below). We made it out to be the "Mars North Pole" complete with the little alien guy in a Grinch type costume. Again, funny guys. Yeah, not so funny.
I posted the blog on Friday May 30th at around 4:20pm. I sent the emails off to the coast to coast am folks between 4:32 and 4"38pm on the same day. The emails read as follows:
"Please get this up on the coast to coast am site as soon as possible if you can. It is definitive proof of what that weird anomalous image is from the recent Mars Phoenix Lander photo. You know the one, the white object against the dark background that has stirred all the controversy. Here is a link to the blog that has the definitive enlargement of what the image truely is.
http://www.ootwo.com/blog/post/2008/05/New-Mars-Phoenix-Lander-Photo.aspx
Regards
Aaron Linden
COO-OOTWO
www.ootwo.com "
Now, please keep in mind that I sent the DIRECT link to the coast to coast am folks ONLY!!! When someone goes to this blog, it shows up in our tracking system as www.ootwo.com/blog and that is it, nothing more. These hits that I have recently recorded are going straight to the specific link address. They are not searching for it, not coming in from another address that has the link posted on it, they are going to the specific address. Big deal you say, it is the coast to coast am folks. WRONG-O, BUCK-O. Prior to this blog, this specific address was not just common old internet fare. You would have had to have KNOWN it to get to it. It is not at all probable that they just randomly typed int the address. So, I propose that someone is monitoring all the incoming email to the coast to coast am site, or all of my outgoing mail. Hummm ...... Since I'm new to the "crazy nuts-o world" of conspiracy, and coast to coast has been around for a long time, I'm going to wager on it's their mail being monitored (up until the time I posted this of course. Winky-Winky big DOD-er 
).
ANYWAY, point being that recently the DOD, yes the "Departement of Defense" (i.e. the title, see, I tied it all together in a neat little bundle for you, dear reader) has been hiting this site DIRECTLY. I traced the IP address, and look-ie-loo what I found:
Yes, that is correct, Dulles, VA. Right there in the Mecca of Governmental entity country. Langely, DOD, NSA, CIA, FBI. I'm hungry for some alphabet soup all of the sudden. Vegetable though, not that crap chicken stuff. Sorry. Anyway, here is the actual page showing the hit from our statistics counter that displays the DOD:
They were on from 12:34 am until 12:45 am. Obviously they have good taste and know impeccable writing and digital photo artistry when they see it. This sounds nuts I know, but follow this reasoning for my upcoming claim. I sent the email of the SPECIFIC link only to the coast to coast am people listed on their website. No one else has (or at that time had) the direct link and it was not searchable. I know, I tried and when it suggested "the" site, it showed on the statistics counter that the search was preformed.
In the email I specifically stated that our image is " ... definitive proof of what that weird anomalous image is from the recent Mars Phoenix Lander photo." Then I provided the direct link to the blog showing the "definitive proof" which as we all know was just a goof, but THEY did not know that when they were snooping for it.
Later the Naval Network Information Center (NNIC, google it) hit the link directly. Is this proof that the DOD is monitoring the email that is sent to coast to coast am, looking for whackos to put on their "watch-list"? I don't know. But I sent the email out Friday May 30th and they looked it up on Monday June 2nd. I think it may stand to reason that it would take them at least 3 days to snoop and scour all of the incoming email that coast to coast am receives to try and discern what is worthy (or in their terms, "OF INTEREST") of looking at and what is not. I may sound like the type of whacko that they should be looking for, and with this blog I feel like one. But there are just too many coincidences up to this point and it certainly makes the scale tip in the favor of conspiracy.
Regardless of what you think, let me know your thoughts on this. I went public with this so if I turn up missing (which by the way, if you "turn up", how the hell can you be missing) you all will know that I am not nuts, and that they "got" to me. Wish me luck and know that by reading this, THEY may be watching. My big DOD-er is now your big DOD-er. What a happy family we all are.
Feel free to email me your thoughts at aaron@outofthisworldoutfitters.com
Regards,
Aaron Linden
COO-OOTWO
www.ootwo.com
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